Goodday, and welcome to the Golden Age of Retirement...
Welcome to Sunny Acres…my ass. Speaking of which, I have a raging case of hemorrhoids…goddamn it.
Those rotten kids of mine are leaving! I worked my whole life to provide for them…and this is how it ends?
What’s this? Cleavage and blonde hair?
“Hello Mr. Mortenson, I’m Nadia, I’ll be your nurse.”
“Hel-lo Nadia, nice to meet you.”
“Shall I show you to your room?”
“That’d be lovely. When do I get my first sponge-bath?”