"I told that young man if he came back, I'd make it worth his while", she said with a wink.
"Agnes, you didn't", gasped Mary.
"I most certainly did. You're only young once, you know."
"But Agnes, you aren't young. We live in a retirement home, and that young man only comes by because he's your Physical Therapist."
"I may not be young, but he sure is! And, if it's physical, it's therapy."
"You are out of your mind."
"Where's my lipstick? I gotta get ready. I think I'm on his schedule this afternoon!"