A to Z - Quick!

“Quick, just do it.”

“Patience, I’ll get there.”

“I know but the longer you wait the more nervous I get.”

“It’s gonna be okay, I promise.”
“How can you know that?  You’re a virgin too, aren’t you?”

“Well, yeah, but I’ve studied this for a long time…”

“Ow!”

“Sorry, it slipped.  Didn’t mean to poke you.”

“I can’t take this anymore, just give it to me.”

BOOM!  Simulation over!

Sigh.  “Told you to be patient!”

(Conversation overheard at First Year Bomb Disposal Unit Training)