Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Or, the beholder, groans and loads his pipe
with grass, softening the blow of waking up in Vegas wed to…her. She’s the shape of a pineapple, clad in a
garish muumuu. Silvery locks fray from
her bun, red lipstick smears her cheek (evidence of their romancing), bifocals
dangle between her ample bosom. Her
sagging support hose bottom out her bridal ensemble along with her chunky
orthopedic shoes.
Old folks are beautiful too. Those Vegas weddings!
ReplyDeleteOld folks are absolutely beautiful! Most of the clientele I work with is 75+. I have much love for the older generation for sure! This is more a joke against the young man who is so out of control from smoking substances that leave him unable to make appropriate decisions. Clearly she is out of his league : )
DeleteHa! Bet they had a good time, regardless. Serves him right for losing control of his faculties ;)
ReplyDeleteHe he he. Yup, there are always consequences to our choices : )
DeleteWhat happens in Vegas... right?
ReplyDeleteThere are such things as annulments...they probably have drive-thru's for those as well : )
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